The Blizzard Scale

America's weather severity, rated

Advertise on The Blizzard Scale

You found the one weather site people actually enjoy looking at. So will your customers.

Why this works

Most weather sites are a wall of popups, auto-playing video, and twelve flashing banners fighting for the same eyeball. Nobody reads those ads. People close them. The Blizzard Scale is built the opposite way. It is clean, it is funny, and it shows exactly one sponsor at a time. That sponsor could be you.

When someone lands here, they are in a good mood. They came to find out how bad the weather is and got a deadpan rating with a man's face on a slider. Your ad reaches them in that moment, as the only thing being sold on the page, not as the thirteenth banner they have already learned to ignore.

What you get

The whole spotlight. One sponsor line, near the top, yours. Not a sidebar. Not a popup. Not a slot in a rotation of ten. When your ad is up, it is the only ad on the page.

A real click, and proof of it. Your sponsor line invites a click that opens your own panel, with your pitch, your logo, and a button straight to your site. Every one of those clicks is counted, so you see what you are getting, not a vague promise.

Your own voice. Send us your name, your link, your copy, and your logo. We place it cleanly and on brand. No template ad unit. No network deciding what shows.

Association with something people remember. The scale, the face, the bit. People remember this site. A little of that sticks to whoever is standing next to it.

No popup hell, ever. The thing readers like about this site is the same thing that makes your ad work. Nothing here ambushes anyone, so nobody arrives already annoyed. That is rarer than it should be, and it is worth something.

How it works

It is simple on purpose. You get one tasteful line near the top of the page. A reader who wants to know more taps it, and your panel opens with everything you sent us. They tap through to your site if they like what they see, and we count the click. You can run for a stretch you choose. You can swap your copy whenever you want. You deal with a person, not a portal.

The honest part

This site is new. We are not going to wave a chart of imaginary traffic at you. What we will tell you is true. The placement is clean, it is exclusive, it is tracked, and it is attached to a brand people actually smile at. Getting in early on something like that is usually the part people wish they had done sooner.

Your ad will be seen by people who came here on purpose to find out how bad the weather is. They are already paying attention. That is more than most billboards can say.

Get in touch

Tell us what you want to advertise and we will take it from there.

Contact us about advertising

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